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December 21, 2007

Merry Christmas From Mac and PC

[John]

Hi, I'm a Mac.

 

 


And I'm a PC.

 

 


And I just want to wish everyone a merry Christmas.

 

 


So do I.

 

 


Wait a second - what do you mean, "So do I"?

 

 


What? It's Christmas.

 

 


I know, but don't you usually contradict me or insult me?

 

 


Actually, I usually just stand here and let people admire me for being so hip and cool and laid-back - you know, because I'm a Mac - and wait for you to say something that embarrasses PC users. Because, you know, they don't have Macs. But, in the spirit of Christmas, I think we should just wish everyone well.

 

 


That's what I call holiday spirit. Anyway, Merry Christmas from both of us.

 

 


And remember, everyone - Vista blows.

 

 


It certainly does.

 

 


Why didn't I just stay home?

 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the WuzzaDems!

December 11, 2007

Ever The Gentleman, Mike Huckabee Uses His Own Press Conference To Take The Heat Off Of Dana Perino

[John]
Mike_huckabee_is_lost
Of course I know who he is - he's the guy they made that motorcycle movie about.

 

 

Mike_huckabee_is_lost
Come on, I'm not stupid, people - I was the governor of Alabama for ten years.

 

 

Huckabee_reporter
Weren't you the governor of Arkansas?

 

 

Mike_huckabee_is_lost
Whatever.

 

Indeed.
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