And Now...We Resume Blogging, As Though We Never Said Anything About "Quitting"

"Whaaaat? Oh, come on, that was satire!

UPDATE: I can't believe this guy copied us by coming back three days before we did. Wait a second...oh, never mind. No, it's not a joke. Hey, watch the language, salty.

UPDATE II: By the way, no more political blogging at WuzzaDem. That's right, I've decided to write about my real passion - pop culture. I know, I never let on before, but I'm a real celebrity-watcher. So, let's get started:

Did you hear about what's-her-name? I hear she's divorcing that guy. She is divorcing him, right? Man, I hate that guy.

Wait, maybe I'm thinking of someone else. Not about what's-her-name, I know all about her, I mean about that guy. What the hell is his name? You know who I mean, right? Is he the one who shaved his head? You know, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure she shaved her head. Yeah, that's right - she shaved her head, then that President Hilton guy got a picture of it when she was getting out of the car, and he put it on the internet.

No, wait, that can't be right - what kind of name is President?

OK, forget what's-her-name. Did you hear what that actor said? What a dickhead. That guy should just STFU and be in that movie he's in. Or is it a TV show? Maybe it's a made-for-TV movie. Whatever.

Seriously, though, what kind of parents would name their son President? It's bad enough the guy was born with blue hair, his mom and dad have to compound the problem give him some freaky name. Probably hippies. Freakin' hippies.

What was I talking about? You know what, just forget I said anything.