And Now...We Resume Blogging, As Though We Never Said Anything About "Quitting"
"Whaaaat? Oh, come on, that was satire!
UPDATE: I can't believe this guy copied us by coming back three days before we did. Wait a second...oh, never mind. No, it's not a joke. Hey, watch the language, salty.
UPDATE II: By the way, no more political blogging at WuzzaDem. That's right, I've decided to write about my real passion - pop culture. I know, I never let on before, but I'm a real celebrity-watcher. So, let's get started:
Did you hear about what's-her-name? I hear she's divorcing that guy. She is divorcing him, right? Man, I hate that guy.
Wait, maybe I'm thinking of someone else. Not about what's-her-name, I know all about her, I mean about that guy. What the hell is his name? You know who I mean, right? Is he the one who shaved his head? You know, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure she shaved her head. Yeah, that's right - she shaved her head, then that President Hilton guy got a picture of it when she was getting out of the car, and he put it on the internet.
No, wait, that can't be right - what kind of name is President?
OK, forget what's-her-name. Did you hear what that actor said? What a dickhead. That guy should just STFU and be in that movie he's in. Or is it a TV show? Maybe it's a made-for-TV movie. Whatever.
Seriously, though, what kind of parents would name their son President? It's bad enough the guy was born with blue hair, his mom and dad have to compound the problem give him some freaky name. Probably hippies. Freakin' hippies.
What was I talking about? You know what, just forget I said anything.
Now I'm just pissed off. I went from sad to mourning to dejected to acceptance to slightly aroused to ambivalent. Get to it, then.
Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes | September 30, 2007 at 07:21 PM
Wow.
You evil bastards who I still love!
Posted by: | September 30, 2007 at 08:12 PM
That person above was Yours Truly. Sorry.
Posted by: Damian G. | September 30, 2007 at 08:13 PM
I KNEW it was all a joke and faithfully kept the blogroll going. I know satire when I hear it!
Posted by: codepoke | September 30, 2007 at 08:29 PM
i HATE quitters!
Posted by: beautifulatrocities | September 30, 2007 at 09:07 PM
Know all that sappy, "best humor site on the internet" and "you'll be missed" stuff?
nevermind.
Posted by: Gordon | October 01, 2007 at 05:30 AM
Tease. You even quit at quitting!
Posted by: John | October 01, 2007 at 06:35 AM
The Roger Clemens of blogging.
Posted by: rrockbeast | October 01, 2007 at 09:12 AM
"Slightly aroused"???
Posted by: Dan Patterson | October 01, 2007 at 01:34 PM
Well...son-of-a-bitch.
You mean all of those tears I shed were for nothing?
Expecting a Starbucks or Mr. Stick Figure skit in the next 10 days...
But no pressure...
Posted by: Nigel | October 01, 2007 at 01:57 PM
Don't encourage him, Dan.
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | October 01, 2007 at 02:24 PM
I've decided to write about my real passion - pop culture...
Hey, that works for us!
Lindsay Lohan walks into a Starbucks...
Posted by: Nigel | October 01, 2007 at 04:30 PM
Lindsay who?
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | October 01, 2007 at 04:43 PM
YIPPPPEEEEEE!!!! Blog about anything ... sandpaper ... armadillos ... 1959 Edsels .... If you & the Mrs. write it, I'll read it. *scampers off, purring happily*
Posted by: iamfelix | October 01, 2007 at 06:30 PM
Ummm. Yep. You're back. The more things change, the more nothing changes.
Posted by: codepoke | October 01, 2007 at 07:46 PM
Sweet Mary, Mother of some of us's Lord... first Jeff the Atrocity, now you, too?
Don't ANY of you know how to quit me?
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin | October 01, 2007 at 11:47 PM
Wow, this is great news. It gives me hope that Garfield Ridge will come back!
Posted by: Michael | October 02, 2007 at 01:36 PM
It's totally a hippy thing. And now the grandkids are runnin' wild, and it's not so funny, with her shavin' his head, and them doing that live show after downing lots of mushrooms and Bombing, then his parents get the kids and she gets her driver's license... it all comes home to roost, sooner or later. Like this blog.
Posted by: tee bee | October 02, 2007 at 05:34 PM
PS That's a great picture of you, Jeff.
Posted by: tee bee | October 02, 2007 at 05:38 PM
it all comes home to roost, sooner or later. Like this blog.
What blog?
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | October 02, 2007 at 06:11 PM
Oh, this blog. Sorry, I was looking at something shiny.
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | October 02, 2007 at 06:12 PM
And just when I quit reading your blog. Man, my timing blows.
Posted by: Tim | October 04, 2007 at 04:53 AM
Look, next time, if you want to take a few days off, like the lazy bastard you are, just do it. Don't make out like you've got a lifetime commitment to lazy bastardness.
Posted by: km | October 04, 2007 at 07:49 PM
Your blog still sucks ass, and lots of it. I should know.
Ron Paul 2008!
Posted by: Jim "Ass Sucker" Wonderling | October 05, 2007 at 06:58 AM
Hell, you been gone longer when you didn't "quit".
Posted by: Bullshark | October 12, 2007 at 05:09 PM
Welcome back. Too bad there's nothing going on to satirize...
...oh, wait!
Posted by: cthulhu | October 12, 2007 at 09:00 PM