Last Comic Standing Is Dead To Me

Not that it was a great show in the first place, but WTF were they thinking rejecting Danny Morsel?

Asswipes.

OK, so they put got Mel Silverback through. Still...

 

Comments

[Uncle Pinky]

Thought you had just misspelled Dave Mordal from the first season, being the lazy bastard/nobody's comedy monkey that you are. Upon viewing the clip I realized that you are tirelessly in the trenches of the truly odd, and thank you for it. Now if you could only get that crocodilian bastard posting again, things would be looking good.

[John from WuzzaDem]

Dev Mordal was pretty good - I loved his routine about how power outages make you stupid.

This is the first time I've watched the show since that season (was that season one?). I was pretty disgusted what Dat Phan won.

[Uncle Pinky]

My favorite bit of Mordal's was his "Electric cars"- frankly that was the origin of unicorns and jellybeans as far as I recall.

While I did admire Dat Phan's work ethic, yeeesh. Horrible, awful, awe-inspiring in his dreadfulness. Social skills and awareness of a brain-dead aphid that fed upon duckweed. Bad. Ungood. Sort of fella' you would punch in the throat on general principles.

Always thought that the man-love vibe 'twixt Mordal and Voss was eerily reminiscent of Allah and Ace. Or prescient. Can't really remember which came first.

Good to see you back in the saddle, though. That letter to Dan had me fretting.

[John from WuzzaDem]

That letter to Dan had me fretting.

Uh, that was a fake. I can't say any more because I'm suing Collins and my attorney advised me not to comment on the case.

[show me]

well....there's 1 minute and 36 seconds that I'll never get back....

[Danny Morsel]

The War Doll and I would like to thank you for your fine support on the Last Comic Standing issue. There was much man-chatting that went on between the judges and I that was unfortunately excluded from the clip you saw. I thought we would have been a rock-steady addition to the show but as I told Alonzo, "I'm sorry but I thought this was the Last Combat Dancer Standing audition."

Ant actually wanted the War Doll and I on the show even though they made it look otherwise. This fact did not keep me from threatening Ant in the following manner: "Ant, if you make fun of the War Doll, he will rip his moustache off and impregnate you with it!"

[John from WuzzaDem]

"Ant, if you make fun of the War Doll, he will rip his moustache off and impregnate you with it!"

Posted by: Danny Morsel | Jun 18, 2007 7:02:21 AM

What, you have to do all his talking for him? Oh...never mind. Yeah, I thought there must have been some significant editing of your audition(s).

[Danny Morsel]

The War Doll does speak from time to time but typically in complex riddles or in Aramaic. He's also good at making that sound that a fax machine makes.

One other thing...hey "Show Me"...the War Doll wants to meet you behind a bowling alley so he can personally give you back your 1 minute and 36 seconds.