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June 29, 2007

Those Guys at Blog-Rating Can Suck It!

[John]

This can't be right:

Somebody must have f**cked screwed goofed up.

UPDATE: Oh, now I understand.

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* hell (4x)
* bastard (3x)
* crap (2x)
* torture (1x)

See, the problem is that someone used the word torture. And crap. Hey, don't look at me.

June 15, 2007

Free Michael Moore!

[John]

No, Michael Moore is not in jail, just wanted to let all the progressives out the know that they can watch Moore's new blockbuster Sicko, free!

That's right, no need to spend you hard-earned money making corporate fat-cats like Harvey Weinstein even richer - just go to www.piratebay.org (or any of the other progressive film distribution outlets) and download Sicko absolutely free.

And if you're worried about Moore, don't. He's all for it, at least according to what he said in 2004 about Farencrap 9/11 being distributed via the web:

"I don't agree with the copyright laws and I don't have a problem with people downloading the movie and sharing it with people as long as they're not trying to make a profit off my labour. I would oppose that," he said. "I do well enough already and I made this film because I want the world, to change. The more people who see it the better, so I'm happy this is happening."

So, if you really like Michael Moore, you won't pay to see Sicko (or any of his other films, for that matter), which you can download for free at sites like Piratebay.org.

Micheal_moore
"Whatever you do, please don't pay to see my movies."

BTW, here's my favorite comment from this thread at piratebay.org, left by Canadian commenter "tianton", who rips "yanks" for being "f**ked" and "[in] denial" because we're more concerned about Paris Hilton then we are health care (emphasis mine):

My comment was more of a rant to all the ignorant and idiotic comments posted about this movie. By the way i have not seen this movie as of yet but am looking forward to it.

Hey, you can't make this stuff up.

Last Comic Standing Is Dead To Me

[John]

Not that it was a great show in the first place, but WTF were they thinking rejecting Danny Morsel?

Asswipes.

OK, so they put got Mel Silverback through. Still...

 

June 07, 2007

Yes, As a Matter of Fact, I Am a Lazy Bastard

[John]

Thanks for noticing that.

I know, I know - no posts. Sorry, just busy with...stuff? Yeah, stuff. Not bad stuff - everything's fine, I just don't really have time to blog right now.

Wait, I guess that can't be true because I'm blogging right now. Anyway, you know how long stuff can take. OK, maybe you don't. If you do, fine, if not, just take my word for it.

I would put up one of those "I won't be posting very much for a while" posts, but I've had to go back on those before, so just know that it might be a while.

Open_24hrs
Not in a row!

Tell you what - you don't need to check back here, I'll just e-mail you if I post anything. No, scratch that - I'd have to send out twenty or thirty e-mails, and I'm too lazy for that - you know, the whole 'lazy bastard' thing.

You know what - just forget I said anything.

UPDATE: Reprinting my e-mails without my permission? That's what you call fun?

 

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