Starbucks: Keepin' It Real

Errrr...

Michelle Incanno was an admitted Starbucks addict...That was until she got an unexpected jolt last week from her coffee cup.

Printed on the cup was: "Why in moments of crisis do we ask God for strength and help? As cognitive beings, why would we ask something that may well be a figment of our imaginations for guidance? Why not search inside ourselves for the power to overcome? After all, we are strong enough to cause most of the catastrophes we need to endure."

 

 

 

"This it total bullsh*t!"

 

 

 

 

"My bad."

 

 

"Now get me another triple venti non-fat latte, bitch."

Thanks to Dan Collins, who snapped the photo of the Zawahirinator on while he was on his last coffee run.

 

Comments

[nutz]

Would we hear any screeching and howling if "Allah" was used instead of "God"?? I can already hear the fatwa's against Sbucks.

[AnonymousDrivel]

"Starbucks spokeswoman Sanja Gould said the collection of thoughts and opinions is a 'way to promote open, respectful conversation among a wide variety of individuals.'"

What a great idea. Hey, I've got another one they can try:

"Starbucks is a Fascist enterprise operated by international felons who are poisoning the populace with their cocaine-laced beverage in coordination with Mexicali drug cartels."

You know, to promote conversation.

[JihadGene]

Praise Allah and WuzzaDem for such Holy Works! You are Numba#1 on the cell block and in many mosques across New Jersey!

[Ellie in T.O.]

Well, Starbucks just better not put a swirly thing on their latte cups that looks like the Name of Allah:

http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/008141.php

'Cause in that case I don't think the "get over it" argument will cut any ice, know what I mean?

[Swamp Rabbit]

Knot Headed Bastard!

[james in St. Louis]

I know that if Starbucks doesn't affirm my faith in God, my whole belief system will falter..... not.

That said, I think I can find somewhere else to buy my coffee from,,, uh, wait, I already do.

That was the easiest strike, boycott, whatever, I've ever been involved in. Next I am going to discontinue eating candy corn at Halloween and candy canes at Christmas.

I'm tellin' you, this is getting out of hand, anarchy is just around the corner.