Alec Balwin, Humiliated After The Profanity-Laced Voice Mail Message He Left For His Daughter Is Made Public, Is Forced to Find a "Real" Job
...so, if I don't see results - and I mean TO-DAY - someone will be out on his ass.
And believe me, when I say out on your ass, I don't mean I will politely ask you to leave...
"Excuse me, Mr. pathetic piece of sh*t loser, would you mind packing your sh*t and hauling your worthless ass out of here?"
No, I mean I will physically throw you through that f*cking door so fast and so hard that the laws of physics will preclude the possibility of it hitting you in the ass.
Are we clear?
I said, are we CLEAR?
I thought so. Now, any questions about anything I've said? You! What do you want? And make it fast, time is money.
What's a c*cksucker?
How the hell did you ever make it to the first grade?
UPDATE: Heh.
What's a c*cksucker?, short answer Alec Balwin
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit | April 20, 2007 at 10:54 AM
(Mrs. Baldwins Mothers Day Card) - "Dear c*cksucking Mom, Have a nice f#cking Mother's Day you fat f%cking bloated pig-sucking piece-of-sh!t worthless tub-of-sh*t f@ck! Love, Alec!"
Posted by: showme | April 20, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Now how will this hollywood blabering nit wit speak with his foot in his mouth and was,nt he one of those threating to leave the country if bush were elected in 2000? too bad this jerk did,nt leave and save us having to listen to his being a idiot
Posted by: spurwing plover | April 20, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Always
Berate
Children
Posted by: Jim Treacher | April 22, 2007 at 09:11 AM
As i once heard THERE ARE WAYS OF PROVING YOUR STUPID BY OPENING YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVING ALL DOUBT
Posted by: spurwing plover | April 22, 2007 at 11:31 AM
I actually worked for a sales manager in my younger days who kept the Glengarry Glen Ross movie poster on the inside of his office door. It was joked that the movie was our training film.
Posted by: Ray G | April 25, 2007 at 09:41 PM
Yea! He was supposed to leave the country. I have also been waiting for all the Elian Gonzalez family members to go back to Cuba like they said they would when the kid was returned.
Nobody keeps there promises anymore.
Posted by: Ronnie | April 26, 2007 at 11:08 AM
Posted by: Ronnie | Apr 26, 2007 11:08:17 AM
Dude, are you on me?
Posted by: Drugs | April 26, 2007 at 02:09 PM