Fresh From His Victory Over the Smear Merchants of the Far Right, John Edwards Hires Additional Campaign Staff

"They've assured me that it was never their intention to malign anyone's race or religion, and I take them at their word."

UPDATE: SeeDubya wins the prize for "Funniest Marcotte Post Title"

UPDATE II: There's no real "prize", dude. It's just a figure of speech, so tell your lawyers to stop calling me.

 

Comments

[Robb Allen]

Damn, I was going to do this shtick when I got home.

CURSE YOU WUZZADEM!

[See-Dubya]

I want my two dollars!!!

[Brian]

And they're sorry if they offended anybody. They were just angry at certain policies, you see, not at any individuals.

They used extreme words - to illustrate a point. On their heads.

[John from WuzzaDem]

I want my two dollars!!!

Uh, don't you mean your two f***ing dollars?

[benny bird]

WHERES THE STRIGHT JACKET AND PADDED CELL FOR THIS WACK JOB?

[Billy]

John,

What did you do with all that $&%#ing money you collected from us for the Funniest Marcotte Post Title prize?

I want my twenty cents back...

[John from WuzzaDem]

Ix-nay on the oney-may, dude.

[Jeff H]

This whole episode does nothing but confirm--beyond doubt--that Edwards has no balls, no penis, no testosterone whatsoever.

So, if he wins, we'll finally have our first female president.

[Amador]

Johnny fits so well as Kerry's replacement, don't he ?
Vice-Oddball.

[Swamp Rabbit]

Is that Robert Byrd in the back ground?