Rosie O'Donnell's Magical, Multicultural Starbucks Adventure

Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you?

 

 

Ching chong ching chong ching chong!

 

 

I'm afraid I didn't understand that.

 

 

Me so thirrrrsty. Me drink coffee lonnnng time.

 

 

So, you want coffee?

 

 

Si, senor. I drink mucho cerveza, now I need thee coffee or I will have to take the see-ay-stah, por favor.

 

 

OK, what kind of coffee would you like?

 

 

Mama mia! You aska me so many a-question! Justa give-a me one-a latte!

 

 

Do you want that with soy milk?

 

 

Are you trippin, honey? You know a sistah don't be drinkin' NO soy milk!

 

 

Right...my mistake. Um, what size would you like?

 

 

Ugh. Me want-um heap big coffee.

 

 

I'm sorry, ma'am, but we don't have a "heap big" size, and I'm having a hard understanding what you're saying.

 

 

Look dickhead, just give me a triple venti no-foam latte with room. And step on it, I've got a show to tape!

 

 

OK, that's a triple...

 

 

JUST GET THE COFFEE!

 

 

Right away.

 

 

I swear, it's like you people have never heard comedy before.

 

 

I'm sorry, I should have...

 

 

I'm wasting my "A" material on a bunch of hayseeds!

 

 

OK, that's a triple venti no-foam latte with room. That'll be $3.79, please.

 

 

Oy, the chutzpah! What, you think I'm made of gelt, you schlemiel?

 

 

...

 

 

I should only be so...oh, forget it. Here's $3.80, you can keep the change.

 

 

Um...thanks.

 

 

Schmuck!

 

 

Does she actually think that crap is funny?

 

 

Was that Rosie O'Donnell?

 

 

Yeah.

 

 

She is so funny!

 

 

Oy.

Don't you people get it??

If not, you can f**k yourself!

 

Comments

[TT]

Rosey O’Donnell has been in geosynchronous orbit above Hollywood so long that soon she will burn-up on re-entry due to one of her lead weight jokes.

[iamfelix]

Yes, this from the comic genius who thought placing a hand over someone's mouth was "gay bashing."

[Amador]

I think Rose and Chris Mathews would make a. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ummmmm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . cluster ummm, cluster...aw, never mind.

[Tom]

Who said fat obnoxious lesbians don't have a sense of humor?

[wrymouth]

I, sadly, am a firm believer in all sorts of "improper" ridicule, including Ms. O'Donnell's... but, dang -- these photo essays hurt my sides. If one is going to act like Ms. O'Donnell, one should learn to take it as well as dish it out.

Ouch!

Thanks again for a nice jolt of dopamine straight to the receptors!

:WM

[Jeff H]

In Rosie's defense, a closer analysis of the audio track of the show proves very clearly that she was actually saying "Ding Dong", whilst chewing on one.