Live-Blogging the Election

I'll be live-blogging election coverage on various TV stations (mostly cable). Times are Pacific time:

6:15
Man, Howard Fineman is a dick.

6:18
Oh. My. GOD. Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann together.

6:19
Macaca! Macaca again! And a third time!

6:27
That guy's ahead. Cool.

6:34
How can they be calling it for her already?

6:42
That was a pretty stupid question.

6:43
Hmm...stupid answer.

6:48
Why is that guy calling on the "Republican" line?

6:56
WTF is that graphic supposed to show? OK, so they're moving the square marked "FL-22" from the top right to the bottom left. HOW ABOUT AN EXPLANATION? I'm sure Brit Hume knows what you're trying to say, but I don't.

7:14
Great - a political commercial telling me I should "Study the issues" before I vote. A LITTLE LATE, DON'T YOU THINK?

7:26
I'm going to stab myself in the eye if this guy doesn't stop talking.

7:39
That's a close race.

7:48
So's that one.

8:00
AAAAH! That sucks.

8:07
Tim Russert: Chalkboard alert!

8:11
Wow. Brian Williams sure knows a lot about what the troops in Iraq think.

8:11
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm calling Arizona for Kyl. Why? Why not? It's just a blog, so who gives a rat's ass what I call, right?

8:11
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Missouri goes to Talent! I mean, it could happen. Who knows.

8:28
Why isn't Chris Matthews talking about the Hawaii Senate race? Come one - THE GUY'S NAME IS AKAKA!

8:41
I don't believe it - Matthews just called Hawaii for Akaka with a straight face.

9:01
What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the election.

9:09
*Sniff*

9:16
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

 

9:23
Rich Lowry just said Rumsfeld should go.

9:28
Nancy Pelosi waving to a crowd of cheering supporters as Foo Fighters plays in the background. That's just wrong.

10:01
Chris Matthews: "And then that clapping thing, where they clap for themselves...I don't get it, it's Chinese or something."

10:05
OBLIGATORY "I'M TOO GOOD TO TALK ABOUT THE ELECTION" STATEMENT: You know, the country's not going to fall apart tomorrow, no matter who wins.

10:10
I have nothing more to add.

10:15
MACACA! I guess I did have something to add.

 

Comments

[Smitty]

Dear Republicans, do me us a favor and stop acting like f*cking Democrats about the election results.

I actually heard a conservative consider secession, exactly what the jackass lefties did after 2004!

Stop it!

I better not read about a blogger from Hot Air or Ace of Spades or Townhall.com going to Ground Zero and commiting suicide.

To quote Captain James Kirk to his friend Matt Decker, "We're stronger with you than without you."

-cs™

[John from WuzzaDem]

Right on, Smitty.

Suck it up, deal with it, learn from it, and "move on".

[MrsJoseGoldbloom]

Okay John :::sigh::: But first can we make fun of it!

[John from WuzzaDem]

Well...OK. But no whining!

Of course, I'm not saying we shouldn't examine the serious allegations of voting irregularities in Virginia and...I kid, I kid!

[Jeff H]

I hear applications to American flight schools from Saudi nationals just went through the roof.

[Jeff H]

And, about that quote from Capt. Kirk: actually, there is no strenght from unity with the congenitally weak. Think "thinning the herd"...

[Mrs. R]

And, about that quote from Capt. Kirk: actually, there is no strenght from unity with the congenitally weak. Think "thinning the herd"...

Jeff, that sounds a little Darwinian...

[km]

My sentiments exactly.

[Dodger]

El tren es grande.

(just practicing)

[Jeff H]

Mrs. R.: "Jeff, that sounds a little Darwinian..."

Well, at least we finally found a use for evolutionary theory.

Hey! No need to go denigrating our friends from Class Insecta! I recall pleasant summer days with colorful butterflies flitting from blossom to blossom. Or watching a beetle amble across an old log in the shade. Or having a picnic but a hornet shows up. Or seeing lettuce with holes in the leaves and finding an earwig inside. Or seeing that a wasp has laid eggs on a caterpillar, when they hatch they'll eat it alive. Or seeing a dead seagull on the beach - the carrion covered by hundreds of squirming maggots... ... ... Um, nevermind...

[Kikester]

I know I am late in checking in, but this was SO funny!! Long live WUZADEM. I might even choke up a few more bucks.