And Now, A Word From James Joyner

"...I don’t see a terrorist hiding under every tree."

Good for you, dude!

 

Did something just bite me in the ass?

 

Sorry, that was me. I'm...uh...on my way to church. Yes, that's it - church.

 

No problem - you need a lift?

 

No, thank you. Praise Allah - I mean Jesus.

 

Take it easy!

UPDATE: Oh, those people.

 

Comments

[TT]

MSM Pre-lawyered-up:

...He said 'I am a Muslim American, angry at Israel,' before opening fire on everyone... -AP

MSM Post-lawyered-up:

Naveed Haq... had recently converted to Christianity. - Seattle Post Intelligencer report.

This is SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) in a murder case. Once the lawyers step in the spin begins.

[TC@LeatherPenguin]

Let's declare "It's Drive Ace Bat Shit Crazy Day."

Better than that "Redneck Wednesday" or whatever the Hell.

[lauraw]

"Did something just bite me on the ass?"

So, so funny.

[TC@LeatherPenguin]

i'm wailing away at Ace's House Of kabblists,v and you clowns ain't giving me nuthin.

[Fersboo]

Thank you. I was hoping some others would highlight James' temporary insanity.

[andycanuck]

Funny how the moral relativists always have to go back to the Crusades (reading between the lines) to get examples of the just-as-evil abuses of Christianity when making an apologia for current Islamist violence or terrorism.

[bloodstomper]

You crazy dudes, along with Mike Malkin, shouldn't be writing about this. It jeopardizes your National Security .

Hey, yeah! Just where is Osama these days, anyway? You won't tell us because it jeopardizes National Security , right?

[John from WuzzaDem]

ROTFLMAO! Dude, you are cracking me up! I mean, calling Michelle Malkin "Mike" - how did you come up with that? No good "chink" jokes?

And your comment overall is like some new form of communication - It's like you're saying something that would appear to be a sincere statement, then totally throwing us off by saying something that makes it obvious you did not mean what you had initially said.

THAT'S INSANE!

Personally I think you're ahead of your time, but I'm a little slow.

Oh, and that "Where's Osama" snap: ZING! Even I got that one.

[AnonymousDrivel]

I'm going to have to double my bolus of methylphenidate because, and there's some shame here, I just don't "get" bloodstomper. Or I'm going to have to ask for a toke of what bloodstomper's on because (s)he's full on with the crazee or half on with the incoherent and - hey look! A shiny penny! - so I sez to the bartender, I sez "Oh, yeah? You and what army?" Well, naturally, the place was in uproar. Oh, man. Good times.

[John from WuzzaDem]

I just don't "get" bloodstomper.

AD,

One word: Avant-garde. Look it up.

Actually, I guess that's two words. Yeah, two words, but they have that sideways stick-looking thing between them. Just like I used right there between stick and looking. Wow. That thing's cool.

[AnonymousDrivel]

Now you tell me. I could've used the spell check a few moments ago when I was critiquing Stick Figure - Essence of Binary in X and Y.