Resolved: The Guy Is A Moron

Don't bother trying to defend him or make excuses for his behavior.

UPDATE: Grow a pair!

UPDATE II: Where's the denunciation? Where's the repudiation? Where does Patterico stand on this?

 

Comments

[See-Dubya]

Um, who?

[Mr. Right]

Is this like that joke where you go "moronsayswhat" real fast and wait for someone to respond?

Okay, I'll bite...

But I still don't get it.

[See-Dubya]

I thought for a minute it was one of those things where you had white text on a white background, and when you highlighted it the answer became clear.

Nope.

[JimK]

Dude you are so right. I can't BELIEVE he said that. No one in their right mind could possibly defend such abhorrent...

Wait, which guy? ;)

[AnonymousDrivel]

RE: Resolved: The Guy Is A Moron

Can't argue with that.

[Klabdak]

Which liberal/anti-American are you talking about?

[Gordon]

Hey, one man's moron is another man's paper mache puppet protester.

Glass houses man, glass houses.

[Tim]

I'm not a blogger. Do I still have to denounce the guy?

[Retired Geezer]

In Idaho, we refer to him as "The Guy Who Will Not Be Named".

That's just how we roll.

[Doug]

Tim,
Yes you do. In fact, you must BECOME a blogger immediately, so you can get your denouncement in before the arbitrary deadline (exact time to be determined after it has passed).
If you become a blogger later, on worse: don't become one at all, it will be obvious that you chose not to blog today becaue of your clear support for "him".

[Amador]

The man which will now be known as moron or a moron, that is one among morons.
Are we talking about the judge that ruled against voter registration cards in Georgia ? He's a moron.

[Fangbeer]

His blood sugar was low.

He just lost a very loved goldfish

He was heavily medicated for a pre-existing ingrown toe nail problem

His wife just left him for the garbage man

He ran outta gas!

He had a flat tire!

He didn't have enough money for cab fare!

His tux didn't come back from the cleaners!

An old friend came in from outta town!

Someone stole his car!

There was an earthquake!

A terrible flood! Locusts!!

It wasn't his fault I swear to God!!!

[John from WuzzaDem]

How predictable - See-Dubya, Mr. Right, JimK and Klabdak pretend they don't know who we're talking about so that they won't have to "take sides" or hurt someone's feelings, Fangbeer comes up with the usual litany of excuses (you forgot his dog ate his homework, BTW), Gordon tries to lecture me on tolerance again, Amador's trying to have it both ways, and Tim seems to think he can overlook the man's offenses and breaches of etiquette just because he's "not a blogger" (Doug's right, you need to get a blog, if only for the sole purpose of denouncing him).

You people should get a spine. Look at Retired Geezer and AnonymousDrivel; they don't care what anyone else thinks--no, that's not what I'm talking about, I mean they're willing to stand up and call this guy out without equivocating.

[Fangbeer]

When are you going to own up to the filthy role that you played in all of this? My sources (may they forever remain locked in my basement) tell me that they've never been more morally disgusted in their entire lives. And let me tell you, they've got just about the losest morals of anyone I know. Why, just last week they tried to lure my little puppy into the 30 foot pit I keep them in. Oh sure, they tried to claim it was part of an elaborate "escape attempt" but I know what was really going on.

[Tim]

Is it OK if I just troll every blog I can think of and let everybody know what a disgusting dirty rat-bastard he is?

[Klabdak]

Forgive me for being clueless. It won't happen again.

[AnonymousDrivel]

...they don't care what anyone else thinks...

Damn straight.

Oops. I mean d*mn straight. I hope no one saw that.

But the guy is still a moron. Big time.

[The Guy]

Hey! I resent that!

[Tim]

Well, the guy, I'd tell you you're an asshat to your face, but since this is the internets I guess I'll just hide behind my anonun, anummi, anonymony, no, that's still not it, um, PWE?ND!!! Yeah!!!

did I do that right?

[John from WuzzaDem]

Tim - That's a good "Plan B"

Klabdak - No problem, we're used to it.

The Guy - Sorry, I'm not pulling my punches this time.

[Gordon]

Alls I'm saying is, if you lower himself to that moron's level, you become just like him.

[benny bird]

Liberals do all sorts of stupid things everyday and when they do it its big time rraawwkk rrraawwkkk

[SeanS]

I hereby condemn John's actions of calling the guy a moron as it is obviously a hate-filled and racist comment.

[Retired Geezer]

Hey just imagine if The Guy was a Conservative... The Moonbats would crucify him.

[Amador]

Can a moron also be a moonbat ? In fact, aren't all moonbats a subgroup of Homo Moroni ?

[Michael]

Amador, let's not get the homo jokes started, OK?

[tee bee]

Pretty soon someone's going to have to point out that Bob is just giving this guy more exposure and generating sympathy for him by bothering to point out the obvious.

I'll just sit back and wait for that to happen.

[Michael]

Bob is just giving this guy more exposure and generating sympathy for him by bothering to point out the obvious.

*rimshot*

[Gordon]

Ladies and Gentlemen. I believe we've found our Moron!

http://www.slate.com/id/2081612/

[Fangbeer]

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