Shock Magazine Dodges One Bullet, Gets Hit With Another

OK, so it looks like the people at Shock Magazine stole their latest cover photo from Michael Yon:

 

 

I don't think what the people at Shock did is right, and I'm not excusing this blatant theft, but from what I understand they were on deadline, and in a last-minute scramble to find a new cover photo.

This is what they were originally going with:

 

That would have been embarrassing.

UPDATE: Michelle says you can support Michael by buying the original photo here.

 

Comments

[Uncle Jimbo]

I salute you and did so at B5 with a Bravo.

Cordially,

Uncle J

[John from WuzzaDem]

Right back atcha, Uncle Jimbo.

[Annette]

Came over here from B5...CRACK ME UP!!!!

[The Fastest Squirrel]

Har!

[MrsJoseGoldbloom]

LOVE IT!

[tee bee]

My tragically unhip moment (of the day (on a blog (that's not my own))): I can't tell who the guy is you've replaced Yon's photo with...

[tee bee]

Oh, that asscan. I get it. No, wait...

[John from WuzzaDem]

tee bee: It's this dickweed.

[tee bee]

Did you add those eyebrows, John? They look crazy fake.

[SeanS]

They're his real eyebrows. That's his real neck. Everything else about him is fake.

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The RoFo Headgear is a Nonalcohol Beverage Container. This statement protects RoFo Enterprise, Corporation and I against frivolous lawsuits pertaining to the unwarranted use of alcohol associated with the product - including freedom from responsibility for its misuse. Appropriate for children 16 years old and older.

[RoFo, "Mad" Randy Flann, a.k.a. KEGHEAD.]

God approves the RoFo Headgear. But not often has the time to enjoy using it.

RoFo Headgear - World’s Most Famous Beverage Container.

“RoFo Headgear – the only hat that gives good head… of foam!”

Years ago, paying for water in a bottle would have been considered foolish and carrying it around even more embarrassing. Today, it’s not only acceptable, it’s in vogue. Years ago, persons thought the television as a curiosity and a temporary novelty. The pin, correction fluid, wheelbarrow, razor, the list goes on about inventions that were made into accepted, everyday useful products. The RoFo Headgear is not an exception to this rule. Though when viewing the U. S. patented invention with its many variations, a person may at first mistakenly consider it only as an amusement and distraction then ignorantly dismiss its' practicality.

RoFo Headgear goes beyond contemporary procedure widely observed and used individually and in a group to contain a beverage for rehydration. It’s the vessel, the decanter useful in all seasons in all types of climates. When worn, the RoFo Headgear functions in helping to keep the body well rehydrated.

I’m Randall Flann; RoFo, the Inventor of the U.S. Patented Invention, internationally known as the RoFo Headgear. The word RoFo derives from my initials.

Far from the traditional water bottle or beverage flask, RoFo Headgear is a fun, new way of holding, transporting, and dispensing a beverage. It’s the ultimate beverage carrier. Made from light-weight, food grade quality plastic Polyethylene, the design transports a beverage on the head in a safe, efficient manner.

The RoFo Headgear weighs approximately one pound empty, and about five pounds full. It holds roughly 2 liters, dispensing around 5 ½ - 12 fl oz cups of beverage It weighs less than a beverage cooler and holds more than a typical water bottle. Now, that’s using your head!

By unscrewing the RoFo Motific Spigot from the RoFo Receptacle, a beverage can be poured inside and the RoFo Motific Spigot replaced. For cleaning the inside of it, simply add a small amount of dish soap and warm water, agitate, rinse out, ensuring the RoFo Headgear is ready for reuse. All RoFo Motific Spigots are interchangeable with all other RoFo Headgear.

While wearing the RoFo Headgear, a second person can operate the RoFo Motific Spigot to dispense the beverage into a cup, glass or into another. The RoFo Headgear can be placed on a table to provide a drink. While worn, it keeps refreshment inside: hot, cold, or carbonated without affecting the wearer’s head. The patented headgear has an easy one-size-fits-most design. The polyurethane inner recess swatches insecure balance, stability, and feel comfortable while worn on the head. The wearer can use their hands to perform other tasks without fear of it becoming unbalanced or falling off.

When used properly, children from age 16 years old and up can enjoy owning a RoFo Headgear that represents their unique interests. Like sports? We have all major sports models! More traditional? Try a bowler or barrel style! Our RoFo Headgear fit in anywhere. Some of the places where a RoFo Headgear can be used are at rallies, meeting, parties, and sports events and at an intimate soirée. Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!!! At $29.95, why carry around or entertain in an old conventional, predictable method when you can add that little extra something pen Nash that will repeatedly create remarkable memories that will last forever.

To posses a RoFo Headgear makes the statements: “I own the most globally original and recognizable unique beverage container known throughout the entire world. And I’m a free-spirited thinker and a pretty perceptive independent consumer. I revel -- REVEL in my defying traditional convention of behaving!”

RoFo Headgear continually is featured in notable worldwide entertainment, professional, trade and business magazines and media. Occasionally, I’m interviewed for international radio, talk and news website programs about its origin and popularity. In the website www.RoFoHeadgear.com there are several informative and amusing feature pages; About us, Latest News, Products, Concept Room and more.

The company, RoFo Enterprise, Corporation promises to continue producing and marketing the RoFo Headgear that is an American and International Phenomenon. I "RoFo", the inventor of and president of the firm with all my employees sincerely communicate our utmost appreciation for your loyal interest, patronage and comments. The website: www.RoFoHeadgear.com and Email: CustomerService@RoFoHeadgear.com.

The RoFo Headgear is a Nonalcohol Beverage Container. This statement protects RoFo Enterprise, Corporation and I against frivolous lawsuits pertaining to the unwarranted use of alcohol associated with the product - including freedom from responsibility for its misuse. Appropriate for children 16 years old and older.