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And now, we join The Insider, already in progress.

Next, The Insider's Lara Spencer goes behind the scenes in DC for tonight's Tidy Cats Washington Scoop.

 

 

 

 

Pat, members of congress from the left coast and the right were shocked yesterday when clean-cut Wisconsin Senator Russ Feingold called for President Bush to be censored.

 

 

No word yet on exactly what it was the raunchy head honcho of America said to offend the Senator, but insiders tell us that, if this keeps up, Mr. Bush may follow the lead of shock jock Howard Stern and take his act to Sirius sattelite radio.

 

 

Thanks, Lara. And don't worry, folks, we here at The Insider will keep our ears glued to the radio waves so we can update you on this DC brouhaha.

 

 

And now, on a sad note, breaking news of wind breaking in the midwest as tornadoes kill at least ten people. Lara goes inside with Uma Thurman for tonight's Hormel Chili Disaster of the Day.

 

 

 

 

In her yet-to-be-released movie, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, due in theaters this July, Uma Thurman plays a scorned superheroine who uses her powers to make her ex-boyfriend's life a living hell. But, as Uma told The Insider, there's nothing super about being killed in a tornado.

 

 

I just think that, you know, instead of going after innocent Buddhists in Iran, our government should focus on trying to put a stop to these terrible tornadoes and leavees and other things that are killing people right here at home.

 

 

Uma, you're obviously very passionate about this, so let me ask you - what can the government do? Should the President pass some kind of law?

 

 

He could start by laying off our freedom of speech. I think there are a lot of people out there who want to do something to make the world a better place, but they're afraid of being called unpatriotic by the religious wing.

 

 

Thanks for talking with The Insider, Uma.

 

 

Thank you! And don't forget, My Super Ex-Girlfriend will be in theaters in July.

 

 

Uma isn't the only smokin-hot Hollywood celeb speaking out these days. Earlier today we caught up with Natalie Portman, star of V For Vendetta. Natalie has some strong opinons, and as you'll see in tonight's Depends Deep Thoughts, she's not afraid to share them.

 

 

 

 

I just think that, you know, some of the stuff we talk about in the film is really important, because we as a country are committing violences, and we, you know, have violences committed against us...

 

 

I mean, it probably wasn't right for those towers to get knocked down, but I don't think censorship is right, either.

 

 

Heavy stuff, Lara. So, any chance Natalie will be jumping into the political arena any time in the near future?

 

 

Who knows, Pat. She obviously knows a lot about current events - maybe one day soon she'll be the focus of The Insider's Washington Scoop.

 

 

 

 

The Tidy Cats Washington Scoop.

 

 

 

 

The Tidy Cats Washington Scoop.

 

 

Well, don't go away, because after the break The Insider's Cojo talks to Dennis Quaid about his battle with manorexia. Here's a sneak peek.

 

 

Stop whining and eat some Krispy Kremes, you wuss!

 

 

Don't go away, The Insider takes you so far inside, you'll...be inside out.

 

 

No, wait...we'll take you so far inside you'll come flying out the other end. No, that doesn't sound right...

 

 

Oh, hell, just stay tuned.

 

 

 

Comments

[Retired Geezer]

I should have taken notes... it all went by so fast.
I better tune in tomorrow.

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[Dodger]

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[benny bird]

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[Swamp Rabbit]

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[Swamp Rabbit]

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[Jeff H]

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[Amador]

Aw crap, we missed ample ones ?

[Carmen Diaz]

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[hunter]

You are a fucking genius. There must be a way to publish these like an online graphic novel. Keep up the good work.

[shridatta]

i like uma thurmans attitude according to buddhists,but one thing i dont understand is that though the protests r raising government is taking very slow steps for the progress,why is that happening,do any one has the answer for this,not only to uma's words am saying about the remaining too,if there is any wrong in this posting am sorry,but i know what am telling is true