Dem Rascals On "Real Security"
We're gonna 'liminate Obama bin Lobbin.
Don'tcha mean Osama?
Yeah, Obama bin Osama.
Not Obama, ya big dope!
I ain't a big dope!
We're gonna make North Korea stop makin' those nukes, too.
Yeah, we're just gonna tell 'em they better knock it off or we won't attack 'em.
That'll fix their wagons!
We're gonna have a lot more soldiers, too.
And a whole bunch more spies.
Then we're gonna ploy all of 'em.
Ya mean reploy 'em?
Yeah, but we're gonna do it 'sponsibly.
Cuz we're 'sponsible.
Yeah, we're reeeal 'sponsible.
Hey, how we gonna do all this stuff, anyway?
I dunno, I thought you knew.
Hey, Teddy, do you know?
I guess it don't matter.
Long as we *hic* got a plan it don't matter.
Yeah, we'll figger it out later.
LOL
Where did you get the accurate transcripts that the MSM refuses to print?
Posted by: seawitch | March 31, 2006 at 05:34 AM
So much truth, with so few words.
So effin' funny.
God bless you, Mr. Wuzzadem.
Posted by: hunter | March 31, 2006 at 06:23 AM
Just the first picture gave me giggles. Thanks for making me spit coffee everywhere!
Posted by: dragonlady474 | March 31, 2006 at 06:39 AM
seawitch - I have a "source"
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | March 31, 2006 at 08:37 AM
You know I always had this feeling that I "knew" Harry Reid from some other place. Now I know, he's that guy from Little Rascals. Thanks!
Posted by: chez diva | March 31, 2006 at 09:04 AM
Yeah, Alalfa Reid, Spanky, and Dopey. Where's Buttweet ?
Posted by: Amador | March 31, 2006 at 10:22 AM
OMG,,, I was gonna leave a deep thought provoking comment here but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and can't see a damn thing..................... That truly is a thing of beauty!
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit | March 31, 2006 at 11:01 AM
"Source, source..." {flip, flip, flip}
"Ah, here we go: 'source [n.]: a repository of information; see Google".
"OK, that 'splains a lot."
Posted by: Jeff H | March 31, 2006 at 11:06 AM
You are obviously a member of the liberal media, in that you've managed to make the Democratic Party leadership look far more dignified and competent than they really are.
Confess now!
Posted by: Brian | March 31, 2006 at 11:41 AM
I will never, ever, be able to watch "Our Gang" comedies in the same way.
Say
Posted by: Cheap Bimbo | March 31, 2006 at 02:06 PM
(Continued from previous post)
Say do you think Harry "Alfalfa" Reid has a good singing voice also? :-p
Posted by: Cheap Bimbo | March 31, 2006 at 02:11 PM
That's some mad photoshopping skilz, John. You hangin' 'round JH's?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel | March 31, 2006 at 06:33 PM
Hey! You almost make it sound like the Democrats' plan was thought up in a conference room by a bunch of military-haters just trying to think of things that sound good...
...instead of an in-depth analysis including problem definition, alternatives, relative strengths and weaknesses of various general strategies, an evaluation of the risks inherent to various tactics...
Under further analysis, I'm sure the Democrats' plan would be judged superior to anything published any 4th grade class in the country.
Posted by: Steve O | March 31, 2006 at 07:06 PM
That's some mad photoshopping skilz, John. You hangin' 'round JH's?
Nope. Jeff wanted an astronomical consulting fee, so I went with The Video Professor. Try his product!
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | March 31, 2006 at 07:30 PM
Congratulations...
So funny, I even spilled my beer...
thank you...
Posted by: boy michael | March 31, 2006 at 10:54 PM
Ted Kennedy looks most approprate a compete dork
Posted by: benny bird | April 03, 2006 at 07:33 AM
You consider a bag of Oreos "an astronomical consulting fee"???
Posted by: Jeff H | April 03, 2006 at 08:16 PM
Do you think BIN LADEN might at times ride a JACKASS? he could ride the demacratic jackass anytime and finds it stupid at very silly
Posted by: benny bird | April 04, 2006 at 07:30 AM