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March 22, 2006

Church Sign Smackdown!

[John]

H/T: Ace, for pointing me to the Church Sign Generator

Speaking of signs...

John on March 22, 2006 at 05:40 PM | Permalink

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Church Sign Generator... What a great idea! Will internet creativity ever cease?

And the reward for yours? You can come in a couple hours late tomorrow. Just have another creation by mid-afternoon.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel | March 22, 2006 at 06:44 PM

Mid-afternoon? Is this your first time here?

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | March 22, 2006 at 06:46 PM

Hah! The Lutheran sign started it and got away without a scratch!!!

Gotta love it. I mean love it. Nuthin' is better than Catholics and Baptists pissing on each other.

Posted by: Michael the Lutheran | March 22, 2006 at 06:55 PM

Could be that I only notice the previous day's post the following morning seeing as I'm usually recovering from Southern Comfort, Bacardi and Coke, Diet Whatever, and Twister.

And I'll thank you not to remind me of my addictive foibles. Jeff H. already embarrassed me about this earlier (unprovoked too) and I've not even attacked his addiction to Photochopping.

And about that insider's discount at The Therapist... he says he doesn't know you. Are you sure you two are acquaintances?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel | March 22, 2006 at 08:11 PM

Michael, could you maybe tone down the gloating? I'm trying to keep a low profile, here.

Posted by: Lutheran Church Sign | March 22, 2006 at 09:25 PM

Ok, this really made me chuckle.

Posted by: expatlurker(another Lutheran) | March 22, 2006 at 10:34 PM

ROFL!! He's back, he's kicking!
I went and made some of my own signs and threw you a link. :) Now all 3 of my readers can enjoy your blog too.

Posted by: dragonlady474 | March 22, 2006 at 10:37 PM

When is Round Two?

May I suggest that Our Lady of Martyrs become Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt?

Posted by: Retread | March 23, 2006 at 04:57 AM

When I lived downtown, I used to go to Our Lady, Queen of Spades.

Posted by: Dan Collins | March 23, 2006 at 06:05 AM

Now what did I do?

Posted by: Jeff H | March 23, 2006 at 06:41 AM

Yay!That made me laugh and laugh.

Posted by: SarahW | March 23, 2006 at 07:23 AM

the muse struck. most excellent

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes | March 23, 2006 at 08:06 AM

Do mosques have signs ? They abuse children and women.

Posted by: Amador | March 23, 2006 at 08:56 AM

What is PWND3 ?

Posted by: | March 23, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Bill Clinton used to visit Our Lady of Prompt Succor.

Posted by: ScurvyOaks | March 23, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Oh no. This is too much like my ex-wife. But I suppose we can extrapolate to an infantile mosque version: "You wanna make something out of it?"

Posted by: MikeM | March 24, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Anonymous@Mar 23, 2006 2:44:41 PM

"Pwn3d" is 733t haXXor, excuse me, elite hacker-speak. It means "owned", as in "you got owned", meaning, "you lost the argument and looked like a fool".

Hope this helps!

Posted by: Mary in LA | March 24, 2006 at 05:41 PM

Hilarious! You should make this a regular feature. This is 100 times funnier than Muir's Day by Day.

I'm looking forward to the next one.

Happy weekend!

- Manshake

Posted by: Manshake | March 24, 2006 at 08:06 PM

The "or my ass is grass" one is my favorite.

1000s of online image making choices on http://www.customsigngenerator.com ;)

Posted by: GeneratorBlog | March 28, 2006 at 11:59 AM

Okay, so maybe I'm not John, but it's not my fault. It's a good thing I'm not, too. I don't want to have to go around eating locusts and honey my whole life, and wearing itchy camel hair clothes. Also, camel is not a good color on me.

Posted by: Kiki the Baptist | March 28, 2006 at 10:00 PM

Great post.

Posted by: Woody | March 29, 2006 at 06:55 PM

Thanks, Mary in LA! I didn't have a clue, either!

Posted by: Karen | March 30, 2006 at 09:26 AM

i am gay

Posted by: kevin | April 03, 2006 at 01:38 PM

Hey, good luck with that, kevin.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | April 03, 2006 at 01:53 PM

I just thought this might be the best place to make that statement.

Posted by: kevin | April 04, 2006 at 12:44 PM

LMAO! Even God is laughing!

Posted by: Max Spider | April 30, 2006 at 09:43 AM

I can't get enough.

Good work.

--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

Posted by: RC of strangeculture | May 18, 2006 at 10:00 PM

i am gay

Posted by: kevin | Apr 3, 2006 4:38:04 PM
Yes you are gay
i think your gay,
grayham norton thinks your gay
And even rayquaza Thinks your gay

Rotfl about the signs

Posted by: DeathsMessenger | July 06, 2006 at 06:44 AM

Oh, man! Imagine the excitement if church signs started saying, "Jesus told the truth about Christ returning in the Glory of God, Baha'u'llah!"

Heh! Would the Christians of America turn toward the Glory of God, or engage in the 'damnable heresy' Saint Peter warned us against (II Peter 2:1), namely that Christians are encouraged to 'scoff and deny our Lord Who redeems us' has returned, as Jesus promised...

What a set of signs THAT would be...

Posted by: Karridine | July 24, 2006 at 03:55 AM

OMG! That was hilarious!! Thanks.

Posted by: c.a. Marks | July 28, 2006 at 06:58 PM

Monty Python, anyone? anyone?

Posted by: | July 28, 2006 at 09:04 PM

You made it on Slate:

http://www.slate.com/id/2167297

Congrats!

Posted by: Ryland | May 30, 2007 at 07:09 PM

Where did you find this guestbook by the way??? I'd like to have one like this on one of my sites!!!

Posted by: Morales | June 01, 2007 at 01:44 AM