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March 22, 2006

Church Sign Smackdown!

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H/T: Ace, for pointing me to the Church Sign Generator

Speaking of signs...

Comments

AnonymousDrivel

Church Sign Generator... What a great idea! Will internet creativity ever cease?

And the reward for yours? You can come in a couple hours late tomorrow. Just have another creation by mid-afternoon.

John from WuzzaDem

Mid-afternoon? Is this your first time here?

Michael the Lutheran

Hah! The Lutheran sign started it and got away without a scratch!!!

Gotta love it. I mean love it. Nuthin' is better than Catholics and Baptists pissing on each other.

AnonymousDrivel

Could be that I only notice the previous day's post the following morning seeing as I'm usually recovering from Southern Comfort, Bacardi and Coke, Diet Whatever, and Twister.

And I'll thank you not to remind me of my addictive foibles. Jeff H. already embarrassed me about this earlier (unprovoked too) and I've not even attacked his addiction to Photochopping.

And about that insider's discount at The Therapist... he says he doesn't know you. Are you sure you two are acquaintances?

Lutheran Church Sign

Michael, could you maybe tone down the gloating? I'm trying to keep a low profile, here.

expatlurker(another Lutheran)

Ok, this really made me chuckle.

dragonlady474

ROFL!! He's back, he's kicking!
I went and made some of my own signs and threw you a link. :) Now all 3 of my readers can enjoy your blog too.

Retread

When is Round Two?

May I suggest that Our Lady of Martyrs become Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt?

Dan Collins

When I lived downtown, I used to go to Our Lady, Queen of Spades.

Jeff H

Now what did I do?

SarahW

Yay!That made me laugh and laugh.

Preston Taylor Holmes

the muse struck. most excellent

Amador

Do mosques have signs ? They abuse children and women.

What is PWND3 ?

ScurvyOaks

Bill Clinton used to visit Our Lady of Prompt Succor.

MikeM

Oh no. This is too much like my ex-wife. But I suppose we can extrapolate to an infantile mosque version: "You wanna make something out of it?"

Mary in LA

Anonymous@Mar 23, 2006 2:44:41 PM

"Pwn3d" is 733t haXXor, excuse me, elite hacker-speak. It means "owned", as in "you got owned", meaning, "you lost the argument and looked like a fool".

Hope this helps!

Manshake

Hilarious! You should make this a regular feature. This is 100 times funnier than Muir's Day by Day.

I'm looking forward to the next one.

Happy weekend!

- Manshake

GeneratorBlog

The "or my ass is grass" one is my favorite.

1000s of online image making choices on http://www.customsigngenerator.com ;)

Kiki the Baptist

Okay, so maybe I'm not John, but it's not my fault. It's a good thing I'm not, too. I don't want to have to go around eating locusts and honey my whole life, and wearing itchy camel hair clothes. Also, camel is not a good color on me.

Woody

Great post.

Karen

Thanks, Mary in LA! I didn't have a clue, either!

kevin

i am gay

John from WuzzaDem

Hey, good luck with that, kevin.

kevin

I just thought this might be the best place to make that statement.

Max Spider

LMAO! Even God is laughing!

RC of strangeculture

I can't get enough.

Good work.

--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

DeathsMessenger

i am gay

Posted by: kevin | Apr 3, 2006 4:38:04 PM
Yes you are gay
i think your gay,
grayham norton thinks your gay
And even rayquaza Thinks your gay

Rotfl about the signs

Karridine

Oh, man! Imagine the excitement if church signs started saying, "Jesus told the truth about Christ returning in the Glory of God, Baha'u'llah!"

Heh! Would the Christians of America turn toward the Glory of God, or engage in the 'damnable heresy' Saint Peter warned us against (II Peter 2:1), namely that Christians are encouraged to 'scoff and deny our Lord Who redeems us' has returned, as Jesus promised...

What a set of signs THAT would be...

c.a. Marks

OMG! That was hilarious!! Thanks.

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