Mayberry 24

The following takes place between 9:00 AM and 10:00 AM:

9:00 AM:
Barney, where's the coffee?

 

 

 

9:01 AM:
Barney?

 

 

 

9:02 AM:
Barney!

 

 

 

Oh, sorry, Andy. I was just thinking about what to get Thelma Lou for her birthday.

 

 

 

That's mighty thoughtful of you. Now, how 'bout you tell me where the coffee is, then you can get back to your thinkin'.

 

 

 

It's gotta be in the back room somewhere.

 

 

 

Well, I can't find it and you were the last one to make coffee.

 

 

 

9:09 AM:
I'm tellin' you, Andy, it's back here somewhere.

 

 

 

9:12 AM:
Still lookin'.

 

 

 

9:15 AM:
This is just plain ridiculous! Coffee doesn't just disappear.

 

 

 

9:22 AM:
Barney, if I don't get me a cup of coffee soon, my head's gonna hurt somethin' fierce.

 

 

 

I'm tryin' to find it!

 

 

 

9:36 AM:
Hey, Andy.

 

 

 

Hey, Goober.

 

 

 

Floyd wants to know if he can borrow some coffee.

 

 

 

Well, I'd be glad to loan him some, but somebody went and misplaced ours.

 

 

 

Thanks for nothin', Goober.

 

 

 

What did I do?

 

 

 

Andy finally calmed down and you had to go and bring up this whole coffee situation again!

 

 

 

Sorry, Barney. I didn't know.

 

 

 

9:38 AM:
Well, I didn't.

 

 

 

9:48 AM:
Ooooh, Andy - did you find that coffee Barney lost, yet?

 

 

 

You're not helpin' matters any, Floyd!

 

 

 

Sorry, Barney.

 

 

 

9:55 AM:
Andy, Floyd wants to know if you found that...

 

 

 

Goober!

 

 

 

9:55 AM:
I give up, Andy. I've turned this entire office upside...

 

 

 

Never mind, I just found it.

 

 

 

Where in blazes was it?

 

 

 

Would you believe that whole time it was right...

 

9:59:57 (beep)
9:59:58 (beep)
9:59:59 (beep)
10:00:00 (beeep)

 

Comments

[Cheap Bimbo]

Got my most reddiest lipstick on and bingo, all about Barney and his friends. Welcome back John, honey. XXX

[Cheap Bimbo]

Better wipe off your collar good, honey. Those weren't air kisses.

Jack, we all thought you were dead! Although with such a lame body count, I don't know how we can be sure. Did Otis assume a Flank 2 position? And would you please send Opie off to find Iowahawk? He's gone missing too...

[KM]

Jack, we all thought you were dead! Although with such a lame body count, I don't know how we can be sure. Did Otis assume a Flank 2 position? And would you please send Opie off to find Iowahawk? He's gone missing too...

[Sobek]

Very funny. I've never even seen the show, and I thought it was great.

[dragonlady474]

LOL Welcome back!

[Klabdak]

I guess al Qeida released John and he is posting again.

Welcome back!

[Dodger]

I bet Howard Sprague took the coffee. He's pure evil.

[Michael]

Damn, Sobek, that's like admitting you're still a virgin. You should keep that embarassing personal shit to yourself.

[EveningStar]

LOL. That's pretty funny. My wife's a 24 fan.

Glad you're back, John.

[Retired Geezer]

At last I get *something* for my labors of clicking this blog 20 times per day.

It was worth waiting for.

Welcome back, John.

[Retired Geezer]

Wait...did Sobek mean he's never seen Mayberry or 24?

[AnonymousDrivel]

24 what?

Welcome back, Bob! Mr. Figure had a few gripes while you were away, so you might have a bit more house cleaning than you expected. Just don't be too hard on him. I'm sure the Christmas season credit card bills are starting to roll in and he's feeling a bit of financial stress.

[Jeff H]

Kill Howard Sprague--Mayberry will be better off...

[D. Carter]

Geez, man, you cut the epilogue, just like some of the cable networks do!

[Kiki B.]

And you think posting overtime is going to make us happy? Not!

P.S. Cheap Bimbo, I like your nickname. I think I need to chang my to something more exciting and noticeable.

How about: Inexpensive Call Girl, Bunny Ranch, Hooter Honey?

Anybody else got any suggestions? BTW, I can't be Cheap Bimbo, too. She's one of a kind.