Hillary Clinton and Ray Nagin Apologize

I want to apoplogize for saying that this House of Representatives has been run like a plantation.

 

 

I regret saying that New Orleans would be a "Chocolate city" once again.

 

 

But, come on, you know what I'm talking about. Especially you, down in front. Yes, you. What, did I say something wrong?

 

 

What I meant to say was that New Orleans would have a lot of chocolate once it was rebuilt. Because black people love their chocolate. You can back me up on this, right? You look like you've eaten your share of chocolate.

 

 

I was just upset by the dishonesty and insincerity of this President. He now says the Voting Rights Act must be extended. But I say this niggardly pandering is too little, too late.

 

 

And fried food, too. They just can't get enough of that fried food. What are looking at me like that for? You sure as hell didn't get that way eating tofu.

 

 

The opposition to this corrupt administration is growing every day, and as negro - I mean, as we grow, our voices cannot be ignored.

 

 

I don't know why they like that stuff so much. I guess that's just the way God wants it.

 

 

Now, I have nothing against Republicans, personally. In fact, some of my best friends are Republicans.

 

 

I wonder if there's such a thing as fried chocolate.

 

 

Most of them are decent people, but some are just shiftless, lazy and crooked. You know the type.

 

 

If there is, someone could probably really make a fortune selling that stuff in New Orleans.

 

 

We will not be silenced, and colored people's opinions - er, people's opinions will not be colored by GOP propaganda!

 

 

I'm surprised some Jewish guy hasn't thought of that before. They know how to make the money. They don't like to spend it, but they know how to make it.

 

 

What are you all so upset about? I'm trying to apologize.

 

 

What? What did I say?

 

 

I swear, there's just no satisfying you people. Oh, come one! Can't you take a little constructive criticism?

 

 

I tell you, black people just don't know how to accept an apology.

 

Comments

[AnonymousDrivel]

Ya' know, that Black representative brings up some good points. And so does Nagin. I just wish the GOP was as forthright and honest... you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Can I get an AMEN?!

[Dodger]

AMEN!!

[AnonymousDrivel]

Thank you, Brother.

[Sobek]

It looks like Hillary's hair is trying to get away from her face.

[AnonymousDrivel]

Yea, but Sobek, look at Nagin's! His abandoned his whole head!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Jeff H]

"You look like you've eaten your share of chocolate."

Oh, the sweet taste of the deliciously double entendre.

[Kiki B.]

Sobek,

I swear I saw Hillary's hairstyle on a gay man just the other day. Or, maybe that was Hillary.

[Klabdak]

Holy crap! Two posts in two days! He IS back!

Kiki...we all know Hillary is a transvestite, so I understand where your confusion would be.

[stevie7]

Glad you're back...this is right on!

[Jeff H]

Come on, no self-respecting tranny would be so hideously incapable of doing a decent makeup job every morning.

[MCPO Airdale]

No self-respecting tranny would have an ass as wide as the USS New Jersey either!

[EveningStar]

"I swear I saw Hillary's hairstyle on a gay man just the other day. Or, maybe that was Hillary."

Well, Bill was our first black president so maybe Hillary will be our...

[widewhale]

that post was top 5 wuzzadem

[tommy]

Maybe Hillary could do a season on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

[BIRDZILLA]

ray Nagin has proven himself to be a blabbring fool he should step down and save face

[Peter]

Ha-ha! Thank God you're back!