High Drama With The PSP Squirrels
Man, these graphics are nuts!
Yeah, they got more flavor than a pistachio.
OK, can I just say something?
Not this again. Look, you promised wouldn't cause any problems if I got you this job.
What the hell's going on??
Nothing, nothing. Just, uh...I forgot my line.
Well, hurry up and remember it!
Great, now the director is pissed at me. You promised, Pete!
But why do you have to say pistachio? Everyone knows cashews have more flavor.
This isn't Shakespeare, it's a f***ing commercial!
Pick it up where we left off. Aaaand...Action!
No doubt! I'd whip you head-to-head.
Whaaaat??
Squirrel, please. You have about as much skills as a chipmunk.
This isn't right, Walt!
What is it now??
I just don't understand why we have to denigrate chipmunks to sell video games.
Because chipmunks are losers, you a**hole! Get it together, Pete!
What the hell is going on?
Nothing, sir! I just, uh, I uh, stubbed my toe.
Your toe?? You're about to get thrown out on your ass if you don't stop screwing up my shoot!
I need this, Pete. I've got two kids and my tree payment is due tomorrow.
But why are we....
Because we're squirrels, dammit! This is what squirrels do, we make video game commercials!
Why can't they just get some bears to do this?
Are you insane? You know bears make toilet paper commercials!
Quiet on the set! Action!
Oh, no!
He got denied just like you get denied by the ladies.
I'm sorry, I can't do this, Walt.
Son of a b*tch! I swear, I can hear my f***ing career going up in flames right now.
You know I'm gay. I can't read that next line - it's just...it's just not me.
It's acting, you a**hole! ACTING! That's what they pay us for!
I just don't feel right acting like some macho womanizer. I can't do it, I tell you!
Listen up, you losers! I've got 25 squirrels right outside the door to this set who would kill for a chance to do this commercial, so you either finish it on this take or you're out.
Pete, just think of this as a stepping stone.
To what? More stupid video game commercials?
It doesn't have to be commercials - you could star in a sitcom.
Sitcoms, Walt? Sitcoms??
You could do theater!
I don't want to do theater.
What about movies?
Quiet on the set!
What kind of movies?
I don't know, uh, action films?
...
Indie films. You'd like that, right? You could do...uh...I don't know...Brokeback Park Bench.
You really think so?
Uh...Sure, why not?
Well, that's different - let's do this thing!
So, you don't have a problem saying the line?
Whaaaat?? Squirrel, please!
Action!
Shoot, if I had a ship like that, the girls would be all over me like salt on a peanut!
Helllz yeah!
Helllz yeah.
Squirrel, please!
Ha..ha..ha...that's just wrong.
Posted by: dragonlady474 | January 19, 2006 at 10:07 PM
Those are good but I like the talking dustballs better.
"It's like carpet you can watch outside!"
-cs™
Posted by: Smitty | January 20, 2006 at 01:18 AM
Squirrel, please.
Posted by: DB | January 20, 2006 at 03:53 AM
Did not see this coming- great fun! Don't even know who the PSP squirrels are but kept reading cause you are too funny!! Keep up the great work!
Posted by: AJ Lynch | January 20, 2006 at 07:02 AM
Bob, what kind of racist outfit you runnin' here? Can a squirrel get some respect? Hellz no.
Posted by: squirrel nutkin | January 20, 2006 at 11:45 AM
"Brokeback Parkbench" HAR HAR HAR :)
Posted by: Jenny | January 20, 2006 at 11:46 AM
Better than Brokeback Nutpile...uhhh...okay...
Posted by: dragonlady474 | January 21, 2006 at 09:55 AM
I could so turn squirrel straight. *Said while stroking her big, fluffy tail*
Posted by: Squirrelanna | January 22, 2006 at 12:04 AM
This is funny like hell in minnesota
Posted by: Crazyazian | February 22, 2006 at 09:50 AM
HILLARIOUS!! me and my friends have been quoting this nonstop. lol
Posted by: roya Zand | March 02, 2006 at 06:59 PM
Just thought I'd stop by to tell you that this is pretty funny! Kudos to you sir.
Posted by: Mark | April 10, 2006 at 05:06 PM