Trippin'
Hi, everybody, I'm Cameron Diaz, and you're watching Trippin', where my friends and I travel around the world to totally exotic countries so we can learn about indigitous people and talk about Earth Day, which is probably coming up soon.
Isn't it undigitous people, Cam?
Whatever you call them, Drew, they make me feel totally ashamed to live in America.
Me, too!
Today we're in a place called Norlund. Let's go learn about how people live in this part of the world.
Hello? Anybody here?
Who are you?
Hi, we're from America.
UH-MAIR-IK-KUH!
You don't have to yell. What are you doing in my house?
We're here to find out how people live in Norlund.
What the hell is Norlund? You're in New Orleans, and you're in my house.
Nuh-worlunz.
New Orleans!
Noo-wor-lunz.
New Orleans. Don't you know where New Orleans is?
We've been traveling so much I don't know what country we're in.
You're in the state of Louisiana!
Stay-duh-loo-zanga.
Stay-duh-zoo-lang...Stay-duh-loo-zang...That's hard to say!
It's Louisiana! What do you want, anyway?
We're traveling around the globe to see how people from different cultures live.
It's hot in here.
I don't have electricity - or running water.
Oh, I am so jealous!
You're jealous? I can't even keep food in the house without electricity.
That's OK, we ate on the plane.
Yeah, I'm stuffed. What are those cool patterns on the walls?
That's water damage.
That's so cool. You know, in Nepal they put cow-dung on the walls.
I didn't put water on my walls, that's from the flood.
Oh wow, you have floods?
I am so jealous. I wish I could be more like you people.
You people?
Listen, I know there are a lot of differences between us, but I want you to know that as far as I'm concerned, it's like we live on the same planet.
We do live on the same planet!
That's so sweet of you to say! You know, I love the way you have mud on the floor in here. It's so...Earthy.
That mud isn't supposed to be on the floor, it's from the...Where's the other girl?
Cam, I just took a poo in the woods out front. It was awesome!
That's not the woods, that's my front yard!
You have woods in your front yard? I am so...
Get that out of my yard!
Do you want me to rub it on your walls?
Look, just get out of my house, OK? Just get out!
He's right, Drew. We should be out studying the natural environment in Stay-duh-loo-zanga.
Come on, Cam. I'll show you where I...
Get out of my yard!
You know, Drew, I just wish the people in America could come here and see how these people live. It would give them a lot to think about.
What do you mean?
About what?
What?
Huh?
I'm hungry.
Me, too. Tell the driver to call the chef on the plane and have him fix us some lunch.
OK.
Make sure he uses organic food.
Well, of course. I'm not an idiot.
Source: Old story, via Andrea, who seems to have an unhealthy obsession with the show.
Have you voted for WuzzaDem for Best New Blog today?
"via Andrea, who seems to have an unhealthy obsession with the show."
Well, I do now! I hope they release the whole show on dvd. It's a treasure for the ages!
Posted by: Andrea Harris | December 13, 2005 at 03:41 AM
Right on target...these Hollywood types really don't recognize any state that isn't on the west or east coast as part of "UH-MAIR-IK-KUH"
But why were they off visiting "indigitous" people when they should have been in California trying to save Tookie-monster Williams?
Posted by: Don | December 13, 2005 at 06:23 AM
I swear, if these two had more than 3 brain cells firing off at one time, their bleached-blonde heads would catch on fire!
Posted by: MCPO Airdale | December 13, 2005 at 08:10 AM
I will never look at my walls in the same way again.
Thanks.
Posted by: spd rdr | December 13, 2005 at 08:33 AM
Barrymore, apparently enthralled by the lack of a modern sanitary facilities, gleefully bragged, "I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome."
Hey, Drew, I was a Girl Scout, I dug my own and pooed in the woods also. I hate the smell of scotch pine and pee.
Haven't stuffed the ballot box yet today. So now you give me Drew and Cameron, you think this is going to satisfy? Well, yeah it did -- [giggle, giggle] What ya know, dumber bimbos, and they're blond and rich. HE HE, I really enjoy this blog.
Posted by: Cheap Bimbo | December 13, 2005 at 08:54 AM
Another classic! Keep 'em comin'!
Posted by: WitNit | December 13, 2005 at 09:46 AM
Damn, you're good.
And damn is Diaz scary. She's three years and another mojito away from becoming the Crypt Keeper.
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge | December 13, 2005 at 09:51 AM
Thank goodness those nitwits stayed out of stay-duh-misip-ah.
Posted by: seawitch | December 13, 2005 at 10:02 AM
Two Scarecrows looking for a BRAIN
Posted by: from the south | December 13, 2005 at 10:08 AM
Maddox from "the Best Page in the Universe" tore apart Cameron and "Trippin" a few months ago pretty well.
It goes well with John's excellent parody.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin
Posted by: Tman | December 13, 2005 at 01:04 PM
It's so refreshing to see such caring, educated people from Hollywood coming out to help us "lesser" people of the world...planet...Universe.
Posted by: Kiki B. | December 13, 2005 at 01:28 PM
See what happens when these ditzes operate without a script? Kinda sad, really. And haven't the indigitous and undigitous suffered enough? Do they really deserve such kompashun?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel | December 13, 2005 at 01:53 PM
Outstanding post John. I read this this morning and I have been chuckling about Stay-duh-loo-zanga all day.
Posted by: Pile On | December 13, 2005 at 03:00 PM
Tman,
Nice link. Maddox has some funny stuff, particularly if you don't mind having sandpaper grating your _______, a sledgehammer crushing your _______, or a pickaxe driven into your _______. The coarseness does have its appeal; however, he just needs to be a bit more direct in the delivery.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel | December 13, 2005 at 03:30 PM
Great work. You're getting my vote from home and work everyday.
Posted by: Michael | December 13, 2005 at 05:07 PM
The two-computer strategy. Excellent.
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | December 13, 2005 at 05:24 PM
Yo, Wuzzie: I've been doing the 2 PC thing since voting opened. I got yer back, bro.
Posted by: Jeff H | December 13, 2005 at 06:07 PM
I always know I can count on you to vote for me for Best New Blog in the 2005 Weblog awards, man.
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | December 13, 2005 at 10:11 PM
I'm voting for you early and often. Yellowdog just isn't very funny.
Posted by: Greg | December 14, 2005 at 06:06 AM
"Trippin'." How sadly appropriate. I'm guessing ecstasy and diet pills.
Posted by: tee bee | December 14, 2005 at 10:44 AM
I voted for Wuzza and then clicked on "Yellow Dog Blog" to see how funny it was. That thing stinks. No humor at all. Just a bunch of political opinion. I can't believe someone would use the net to advance thier political ideas.
Posted by: Rob | December 14, 2005 at 11:32 AM
And not a high school diploma or a GED between them.
Posted by: prairie biker | December 15, 2005 at 09:29 PM
LEAVE UMRICA WE DON'T NEED YA ALL
Posted by: james | January 01, 2006 at 02:45 PM