Baked Potato With Sour Cream And Chives Goes To Washington

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow! I don't know about you, but I'm impressed. Just look at what Baked Potato With Sour Cream and Chives has accomplished in a relatively short period of time in Washington:

• Hasn't kissed the ass of either Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi (although, technically, he can't kiss anyone's ass, since he doesn't have lips, but right about now I'm thinking that's a plus)
• Hasn't suddenly reversed his position or capitulated on on an issue he and others have been working on for years (or even decades), and which he'd repeatedly said was an important issue. So, at least Baked Potato With Sour Cream and Chives hasn't left me wondering why the f*ck I've been supporting such an issue, and arguing with people about it until I'm blue in the face, only to see him bend over (although, technically, he can't actually bend over, but right about now I'm thinking that's a plus) for the Democrats and RINOS
• Hasn't taken any money from George Soros.

I suppose this list is really more indicative of what Baked Potato With Sour Cream and Chives has not done in the brief time he's been in Washington, but right now I'd gladly take inaction over idiocy.

 

 

 

"Come on, Baked Potato With Sour Cream
and Chives, what's one more compromise?"

 

Save your breath, Hastert - Baked Potato With Sour Cream and Chives ain't talkin'.

 

Don't miss the exciting sequel, Dog Crap With Grass and Twigs Smashed Into the Bottom of Someone's Shoe Goes to Washington.

Comments

[Dodger]

lol
Brilliant

[Jeff H]

Shameless, how you're just buttering him up. Looks like he might split his vote. His skin may not be thick enough to last in DC. I hear his roots are in the farmland, and they run deep. But do we really want a guy in Congress who's doin' the weed?

[AnonymousDrivel]

ROFL.

Yes, I too like Baked Potato With Sour Cream And Chives' style and presentation. With Press Secretary Figure as the front stick and Representative Sour Cream And Chives as the idea tuber, the Union might not actually get mashed into an unrecognizable pulp. I can't wait to see what Dog Crap With Some Grass and Twigs Smashed Into It On The Bottom of Someone's Shoe brings to the table.

[Dodger]

It is good to see that Baked Potato With Sour Cream and Chives is wearing the tin foil suit. He should be able to resist the mind control that appears to be so prevalent around D.C.
However, I am not too optimistic about Dog Crap With Grass and Twigs Smashed Into the Bottom of Someone's Shoe. I am afraid that with current environment in Congress, anything he brings to the front door will be wiped clean before it ever reaches committee.

[AnonymousDrivel]

Dodger,

Are you sure you aren't confusing Dog Crap With Some Grass and Twigs Smashed Into It On The Bottom of Someone's Shoe with Dried Up Booger Stuck To The Bottom Of An Elementary School Deskchair?

[Dodger]

AD,
You know, you may be right. I always get them mixed up.

Boy, is my face red.

[kbiel]

Hasn't taken any money from George Soros.

I'm not impressed. Soros may not have been able to buy him, but Wendy's has him for just 99 cents!

[tommy]

What is his record on pork? I seem to recall that he was recently seen with a large number of bacon bits.

I think I need clarification before I can give my full support.

[Beck]

Don't hold me responsible. I'm a Bacon Bits Conservative.

[Al Maviva]

I really applaud the brave stands Baked Potato is taking. For example, when he told the Tax & Spenders, "You can all just eat me!" I stood up and cheered.

I'm particularly looking forward to the bipartisan alliance BP announced with Bigfat Juicy Stake (I-Tx). This Gang of Two looks to dominate the Washington menu for a long time to come...

[Kiki B.]

Has "Hot Coffee Causing 3rd Degree Burns After Getting Spilled On Granny's Crotch" weighed in with her comments, yet? I really think we need to hear from that side before we make any decisions on "Baked Potato With Sour Cream And Chives".

[Paladin]

Awesome~!

Baked Potato With Sour Cream And Chives for the next U.N. Secretary!

[BIRDZILLA]

Harry Reed is ass a big braying jackass with no clue at all

[Casey Gabriel]

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