Their Dissent Will Not Be Chilled!

You, sir, will destroy our lives.

 

 

 

 

You are inept. You are inadequate to the task.

 

 

 

 

You lied!

 

 

 

 

We have children, sir. We have children.

 

 

 

 

How dare you take their legacy from them. How dare you! It's shameful!

 

 

 

 

*sniff* You lied. *sniff* You LIED!

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, dude, but if I give you the thirty-nine cent Chalupa deal without a coupon I could lose my job.

 

 

 

 

Now that I've seen your method and means firsthand, I know how you silenced Cindy Sheehan.

 

 

 

 

Who?

 

 

 

A few minutes later...

 

 

 

I came here today because I believe that American democracy is in grave danger.

 

 

 

 

Plus, I got me a hankerin' for one of them Enchiritos.

 

 

 

 

We haven't served Enchiritos for years.

 

 

 

 

Am I the only one who feels that something has gone basically and badly wrong here?

 

 

 

 

I never thought I'd say this, but I wish the high school rush hour would start.

 

Comments

[Aaron]

Enchiritos....oh man, I'd kill for one.

[Kiki B.]

Me, too. They were stupid to take those off of the menu. I hate that Gore wants one, though. ;-) I'll take at least some soft taco supremes. What time does Taco Bell open?

[Preston Taylor Holmes]

Donald Sutherland has children. Sadly, one of them turned out to be Keifer. Who I always confuse for James Spader. I can see why he would be angry about that.

[Jeff H]

Hey, snooty Holmes-boy: Kiefer is great in "24". Get off yer freakin' high horse.

[bird of paridise]

More weirdos more freaks more oddballs more nut cases when will it end?

[Jamie Dawn]

Your site is well done and humorous.
Thanks for a good chuckle.