Looks So Natural
Keith Hernandez courtside with the play by play. Now, here's Walt Frazier with the color commentary.
Thanks, Keith. It looks like Mr. Gray Beard is about to strike out.
This trial is a farce. An illegal procedure that violates international law!
Once I am freed I will have my revenge on all of you!
Let's see what the ladies in the jury think.
...
Bruised and re-fused!
De-nied!
Yeah, no play for Mr. Gray!
You know, Keith, Just For Men takes tough gray and puts it away.
That's right, Walt, it's specially formulated to to penetrate coarse facial hair.
Gray is resistant, but Just For Men is persistent.
Of course, not everyone can get Just For Men...
But be careful using those inferior products.
Let's see how it works out for him.
Do your worst - I look great, so I feel great.
We hereby sentence you to death.
Looks like that shoe polish doesn't last very long, Walt.
A very slow and painful death.
Oh! That's gonna leave a mark!
Good one, man!
Just For Men gel - If you've got gray, you need it today.
That is, unless you're a megalomaniacal, sadistic former dictator and mass murderer whose days are spent hoping that, now that the end is near for you, you'll be granted some measure of mercy and compassion. If that's the case, no one gives a shit about the color of your beard.
Oh gawd - dat's funny stuff man! I always appreciate your efforts, but don't always express it.
Posted by: Enas Yorl | October 02, 2005 at 11:03 PM
HA! But couldn't you work in a Viagra plug?
Posted by: jeff | October 03, 2005 at 05:46 AM
Hah, shoe polish. Is there nothing it can't fix?
Well, save for Saddam's image problem.
Posted by: CollegePundit | October 03, 2005 at 07:31 AM
Spew alert! That's American justice/entertainment/marketing at its best. Woo-hoo!
Posted by: robin | October 03, 2005 at 10:28 AM
The jury forewoman is HOT! HOT! HOT! Did you get her number? (Seriously. It's not the beer talking. She's hot.)
Posted by: Leonard | October 03, 2005 at 12:16 PM
Please don't burnout of doing this, ever. Thanks!
Posted by: Jeremy | October 03, 2005 at 02:46 PM
LOL. You are the best.
Posted by: Diana | October 04, 2005 at 02:26 AM
Viagra has a plug?
Next question: where does it go?
Posted by: N. O'Brain | October 04, 2005 at 07:42 AM
Real men drive SUVs eat meat and potato meals and have a gun in both their home and car they are maried to good women and have kids who dont belong to dumb groups while whimps prefer to have a bicycle,eat vegitarian meals and will donate to dumb groups like PETA,GREENPEACE, and the rest of the freak groups
Posted by: bird of paridise | October 04, 2005 at 12:52 PM
"...no one gives a shit about the color of your beard."
Not true: blood shows up much better against a white beard. I say, deny him the "Just For Men". I want to see blood. Lots and lots of blood. For hours. Dripping down that sorry piece of shit's face, running across the tiles and into the drain.
Posted by: Dr. Freud | October 04, 2005 at 08:24 PM