Well, Lou, I've decided to start a blog.
A blog? I heard of them; seems everybody's got one.
Yeah, I wanna share my thoughts with the world.

Now, THAT ought to be rich…

Hey, I've got a lot of great thoughts. I'm sure lots of people will want to read them.

So, what are you gonna name your blog?

WuzzaDem.

Gesundheit.

I didn't sneeze.

Oh, sorry. So, what are you gonna name your blog?

WuzzaDem.

Gesundheit.

Why do you keep doing that? I'm not sneezing.

Well, it sure sounds like it to me. Now, what are you gonna name your blog?

I told you, I'm gonna name it…WuzzaDem.

Gesun… Heeeeey, are you sayin' you're gonna name your blog WuzzaDem?

That's right.

Well, what kind of a crazy name is that?

It's not crazy, it's just a name.

Well, who you askin'?

What do you mean, who am I askin'?

It sounds like a question: WuzzaDem?

It's not a question. It's just a name.

Well, who's name is it?

You're awfully full of questions today…

Tell me who's name it is.

It's not anybody's name.

So, who was a Dem?

What do you mean?

It sounds like you're sayin' somebody was a Dem.

No, nobody was a Dem.

If nobody was a Dem, then it should be IzzaDem.

I don't follow your logic, such as it is…

Look, if it ain't in the past tense, it's gotta be in the present tense, right?

Maybe…

So, if they wasn't a Dem, they must be a Dem, right?

I think you're leaving out the future tense, Professor.

So now it's gonna be WillBADem?

Could be MaybeADem, WontBADem…

AAAA-BBOTT!!!

OK, look, you're just getting yourself all worked up over nothing. It's just a name. If it was a question, it would be HoozzaDem; if it was a name, it would be ImmaDem or YuurraDem, or HeezzaDem or SheezzaDem.

Imma...Izza...Yuuzza...Shikzza…

ShikzzaDem?

Gentile girl…

Let's stick to the subject, OK? I'm starting a blog, and I'm gonna call it WuzzaDem.

And you say that's not a question?

No.

Were you ever a Dem?

Yes, I was a Dem.

AHA!!! Now we're gettin' somewhere!!!

No, I'm not naming it after myself--I told you, if I was gonna…

WuzzaGonna?

Stop interrupting me…as I was saying…

WuzzaSayin???

STOP THAT!!! If I was gonna name the blog in reference to myself, I'd call it ImmaDem.

But, you're not.

That's right, I'm not a Dem.

You're gonna call it NottaDem???

No…

But that would be present tense…

Why are you stuck on tenses?

BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKIN' ME TENSE!!!

Calm down, it's just a name…

Look, all I want to know is, who's a Dem, or who's not a Dem, or who's gonna be a Dem, or who's not gonna be a Dem, or who…

Let's just drop it, shall we? I'll call it Think Sink.

Is that a real sink?

I give up...
{posted by Jeff H at Think Sink}