Beagle Sticking His Head Out of a Car Window Comments On Bush's Nomination of John Roberts For Supreme Court Justice

Hey, you know what's really good?

Cat poop.

Seriously, it's delicious! Especially when it's been in the litter box for a while. I think those two flavors just go really well together, kind of like chocolate and peanut butter. Or maybe the litter somehow allows the turds to age without being directly exposed to oxygen. Whatever the reason, the only thing better than a cat turd is a cat turd that's been in the litter box for a while (bit not too long!).

Man, I could really go for some cat poop right now.

Hey, are you going to Costco by any chance? If you are I'd really like some of those 'chicken jerky' treats. Those things rock. They can't hold a candle to a good cat turd, but they're damned tasty.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah - Roberts.

I don't know, I haven't been following politics much lately. Michelle Malkin has a good roundup of reactions here and here. I like Michelle Malkin. Hey, she's no cat poop, but she's good at what she does.

Comments

[robin]

It's good to know that we can always count on John to dig deep for nuggets of wisdom, the kernels of truth that make left wingers choke and spew. Eat that!

[Jeff H]

I'm sure Michelle will be pleased to know she's no cat poop.

[Sonali]

I hope everyone is taking care of bird flu.. Keep your dogs and cats indoors for some days... I read on bbc that this is a serious threat right now and if something goes wrong, a calamity can occur.

Pls take care.