Hasn't the woman suffered enough?
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I'm afraid there's a problem with your order, ma'am.
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| A problem? That problem wouldn't have to do with the fact that I'm black, would it? |
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No, it's just that you've ordered three Big Macs...
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| Oh, I see. You think you can tell a black woman how much she can eat. |
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Look, I didn't know you were black until you told me, and I don't care...
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| Oh. My. God. I can't believe you just told me that you don't care about me just because I'm black... |
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That's not what I said!
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| This is it! This is my crash moment! |
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Crash? Did you have an accident with another car out there??
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| Oh, so now you're insinuating that I can't drive just because I'm black! |
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That's not what I meant...
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| I never thought I would experience racism on such a personal level! |
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Ma'am, I'm just trying to get your order straightened out here.
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| Oh, now I know why the caged bird sings! |
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Excuse me, ma'am...
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| We shall overco-ome, we shall... |
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Ma'am, would you please listen to me?
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| Bring it on! Your abuse has only served to strengthen my resolve. |
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It's just that you...
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| I can handle anything you can dish out, girl! |
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Well, you ordered...
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| I'm a strong, proud black woman, and I'm not afraid to say that to every person in this drive-thru line, a line that has more than doubled in size in the last few minutes. |
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It's just that you...
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| In fact, everyone in this line is now honking and holding their fists up in solidarity. Thank you, my people! Thank you for your support! |
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Ma'am, would you please listen to me??
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You ordered three Big Macs...
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This is Taco Bell. We don't serve Big Macs here.
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| Bitch, did I ask you what you served here? I said I want three Big Macs. If you don't have them, then send someone to get them. |
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I'm afraid we can't do that, ma'am.
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| OK, you were just pissing me off before, but now you've crossed a line. I'm dedicating an entire show to the shabby service here. |
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FUNNY!!!
Poor Oprah...
Wait! Sorry; I take it back.
First!
Posted by: Damian G. | June 28, 2005 at 12:16 AM
That's what happens when you eat too much red meat.
Posted by: Jeff H | June 28, 2005 at 06:50 AM
WOO HOO! Hey, everybody, John takes requests!!
Wait a minute, I oughta be first, 'cause this topic was my request!
No one knows how much I've suffered at drive-thrus. They're inhuman.
Posted by: robin | June 28, 2005 at 09:04 AM
Robin, plug your ears for a second, will you?
OK...
I'm reminded of Joe Pesci's rant in one of the "Lethal Weapon" flicks: "They f*** you in the drive-thru, they f*** you in the drive-thru..."
Posted by: Jeff H | June 28, 2005 at 11:22 AM
Gee whats oprpaned wind freak to do she is in a real pickle
Posted by: bird of paridise | June 28, 2005 at 11:35 AM
You are taking requests John?
No John-- John, John no John. Do you know the history of request? I have studied requests.......
John-- John, John no John.
Posted by: Pile--yeah I go by one name now | June 28, 2005 at 11:36 AM
Pile...Pile...come on, Pile. Pile---Pile--do you realize how naive you sound right now?
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | June 28, 2005 at 01:50 PM
There was a big to-do at Le Taco Bell in Paris on Oprah's last trip. The staff refused to let her drink directly from the nacho cheese spout. Racist bastards!
Posted by: Nickie Goomba | June 28, 2005 at 02:26 PM
It breaks my heart to see what filthy rich black superstars have to put up with.
*Michael wipes tear away*
Deeeeeeep in my heart
I do believe
We shall overcome, some day.
Posted by: Michael | June 28, 2005 at 03:56 PM
Oh, my, that is funny. Great photo of Oprah.
Posted by: KJ | June 28, 2005 at 06:40 PM
Great stuff!
Posted by: Jay | June 28, 2005 at 06:43 PM
At least she won't have to worry about getting mad cow.
Posted by: Beck | June 28, 2005 at 10:30 PM
Beck, she IS a mad cow.
Posted by: Nickie Goomba | June 29, 2005 at 08:37 AM
Genius, dude!
Posted by: Greg | June 29, 2005 at 09:11 AM
Spot on. You need to work for Letterman or somebody. Righteous good stuff. 8^)
Posted by: Paladin | June 30, 2005 at 10:54 AM
Oh my God, you guys, I'm seriously, if you don't stop, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts! Oh gesus...where's the Cheese poofs...
Posted by: Mongrul | February 08, 2006 at 07:25 PM
mom you needed this!!!
Posted by: Carmen Czubik | September 06, 2006 at 07:11 AM
Looks like Okrah Windbag met her match with the mucho smarter folks at Taco Belch. I laughed so hard at this sh*t, I almost peed my bloomers.
Posted by: nutz | September 29, 2006 at 10:46 AM
I just peed my pants. On purpose.
Posted by: Uranidiot | November 18, 2006 at 09:51 PM
I have to admit, it feels good.
Posted by: Uranidiot | November 19, 2006 at 08:40 AM
Man...I'm not sure who hates Oprah more, you, me or Carol over at Alabama Improper.
Posted by: seejanemom | January 01, 2007 at 03:22 PM
oprah aint all that bad
I heard she gives out free oprah show tickets
and free stuff at her show in chicago
Posted by: free oprah tickets | March 01, 2007 at 10:29 AM