Google Shilling for Maurice Hinchey

I heard Congressman Maurice Hinchey made an ass of himself on "Inside Politics", trying to justify his assinine "Rove forged the Rathergate documents" theory, so I went to Google to look for a transcript of the show. I should have known better, considering what happened last time.

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*Were you looking for: Maurice Hinchey proudly representing the 22nd district of New York?

 

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*Were you looking for: Hinchey says comments were based on solid circumstantial evidence?

 

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*Don't you: ever give up?

 

not this again. look, i just want to see what hinchey said on judy woodruff's show about the rathergate documents, ok?

*Are you afraid he's: going to nail Karl Rove?

 

don't be ridiculous. look, it's not your job to editorialize, you're just supposed to find the quotes for me

Your search - "Google is my b*tch" - did not match any documents

 

oh, come on! look, i didn't mean to offend you, but you have to admit, the guy made some pretty outrageous statements

*Some people: don't think they're outrageous

 

you don't believe what he said, do you?

*Karl Rove: and the repukes framed Dan Rather

 

repukes? where are you getting this stuff?

*From: a blog:

MojoDem
Rove's fingerprints are all over this. More importantly, what America keeps forgetting is when the repuke blogger broke the info on the typewriter keys, there was to be a huge TV news special released on the former Texas Lt. Gov. who was going to go over the ways he helped daddy bush keep baby bush out of Viet...

 

that's from DU! that's not a blog, it's a combination message board and lunatic asylum

*Keith Olbermann: said it was a blog

 

keith olbermann is an idiot, and so are most of the people at DU, including that mojodem guy

*He has over: 1,000 posts

 

all that proves is that he needs to get a life

*He says: Chimp controls the right-wing media

 

the president's name is bush, and if he controls the media, then why are they so anti-bush?

*What about: Faux News and talk radio?

 

it's 'fox' news, and they're just one cable network. and talk radio isn't news

*Faux News is: helping Chimp to systematically destroy the constitiution in order to establish a fundamentalist Christian theocracy

 

that's ridiculous. have you seen one shred of evidence of that?

*MojoDem says : there's no such thing as freedom of speech in the United States any more

 

if there was no such thing as freedom of speech, he wouldn't be able to say that, would he? and he sure as hell wouldn't be able to call bush 'hitler' and 'chimp'

*DUers are: rebelling against the BushCo Criminal Enterprise

 

they're a bunch of losers glued to their computers spewing goofy conspiracy theories

Your search - "they're a bunch of losers glued to their computers spewing goofy conspiracy theories" - did not match any documents

 

go ahead and ignore me, but you know i'm telling the truth

*You are: a typical right-wing rethug

 

i give up. i've been trying to reason with you, but you're just being a big d*ck

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Comments

[LargeBill]

Now that's funny. It does seem as if Google is getting less effective doesn't it? I'm not just referring to difficulty in getting transcripts of delusional Democrat congressmen.

[ArrMatey]

Thank you. That was truly hilarious. And I agree with LargeBill that Google seems to getting less effective lately. It's hard to put my finger on it, but search results just don't seem as good as they once were.

[HP]

Maurice got bitchslapped on Hannity's radio show today.

[RichinJapan]

Thanks for the laugh - especially the DU part. Part Chat Room part lunatic asylum. Great!

[Dave L]

Good one. If Google doesn't get its act together (still putting LGF under their bootheel, etc.) a negative critical mass could be in the making.