"The Hallway" on WuzzaDem
Time for more witty banter and in-depth analysis from WuzzaDem's writers and contributors at "The Hallway."
BREAKFAST [Wuzz]
Had oatmeal this morning, used milk instead of water. Makes it a little more creamy, and, I suspect, more nutritional.
Posted at 10:29 AM
RE: BREAKFAST [JFW]
Pop-Tarts for me - and don't you mean "nutritious?"
Posted at 10:32 AM
BAD MORNING [John]
Damn! I buy a brand new pair of shoes with a deep, waffle-style sole, and the first time I walk out of the house with them on my feet, I step right into a huge pile of dog crap.
Posted at 10:35 AM
RE: BAD MORNING [JFW]
Hey, do you mind? We're talking about breakfast.
Posted at 10:37 AM
JUST GOT WORSE [John]
Well, turns out that *stepping* in the huge pile of dog crap wasn't the worst part. I ended up having to use my toothbrush to clean my shoe, probably have to buy a new toothbrush now.
Posted at 10:39 AM
RE: RE: BAD MORNING [John]
JFW, just read your post from 10:37 - actually this happened right *after* breakfast, so I was on topic.
Posted at 10:40 AM
RE: JUST GOT WORSE [Wuzz]
What do you mean *probably* have to buy a new toothbrush?
Posted at 10:42 AM
LAZY READERS [John]
Just got this e-mail from a reader:
What do you mean *probably* have to buy a new toothbrush?
Here's my response:
I suggest you re-read my post. If you do you'll see that I had just used that toothbrush for something pretty unsanitary.
Posted at 10:43 AM
RE: LAZY READERS [Wuzz]
John, I think he was questioning your use of the word "probably".
Posted at 10:46 AM
RE: RE: LAZY READERS [John]
Right. Sorry, my bad. Just sent this e-mail to him:
Sorry, my bad.
Posted at 10:48 AM
RE: RE: RE: BAD MORNING [JFW]
By the way, John, I wasn't talking about you being *on* topic, I just meant that the topic itself wasn't really appropriate when people were discussing what they had for breakfast.
Posted at 10:52 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: BAD MORNING [John]
So what are you, JFW, the "Hallway" monitor?
Posted at 10:54 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: BAD MORNING [Wuzz]
"Hallway" monitor - good one!
Posted at 10:55 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: BAD MORNING [JFW]
So Wuzz, you're taking John's side again?
Posted at 10:57 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: BAD MORNING [John]
Sorry, forgot to credit that "snap" to a reader, just got this e-mail from him:
Hey, I used that "Hallway" monitor joke in an e-mail to you, and you used it without crediting me.
Here's my response:
Credited.
His response:
Can you link to my blog?
My response:
Not a chance.
Posted at 10:59 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: BAD MORNING [Wuzz]
JFW, I'm not taking anyone's "side", I just thought it was funny. Lighten up.
Posted at 11:01 AM
LATEST ON MEMOGATE [Phil]
Has anyone seen the latest press release from CBS on Memogate? It's unbelievable!
Posted at 11:04 AM
RE: LATEST ON MEMOGATE [JFW]
Don't try to change the subject, Phil! I've had it with John and Wuzz. I bust my ass here every day, and all these two can do is trade quips and put-downs like a couple of junior high drop-outs.
Posted at 11:06 AM
RE: RE: LATEST ON MEMOGATE [John]
What do you mean, "bust your ass?" You spend half your time correcting our grammar and etiquette like you're the freakin' Emily Post of the blogosphere.
Posted at 11:13 AM
RE: RE: RE: LATEST ON MEMOGATE [Phil]
Well, technically, John, I don't think The Hallway is really a "blog", so I'm not sure the term "blogosphere" applies.
Posted at 11:15 AM
RE: RE: RE RE: LATEST ON MEMOGATE [John]
Hey, shut up Phil! I don't even know why you're here. You're not published, you don't have a column, and all you ever have to contribute is a link to a story someone else did, and some dipstick comment like "Wow, have you seen this?"
Posted at 11:17 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: LATEST ON MEMOGATE [Phil]
Well, I'm really sorry I don't have any interesting stories or insights about what stuck to the bottom of my shoe this morning, or the consistency of my breakfast cereal!
Posted at 11:19 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: LATEST ON MEMOGATE [JFW]
Hey, Phil, was that crack directed at me?
Posted at 11:20 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: LATEST ON MEMOGATE [Wuzz]
Good one, Phil!
Posted at 11:22 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: LATEST ON MEMOGATE [John]
What do you mean "good one Phil?" He was taking a shot at me!
Posted at 11:25 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: LATEST ON MEMOGATE [John]
Well, if the shoe (with dog crap on the sole) fits...
Posted at 11:28 AM
ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF!! [Dave]
What the hell's going on here?
Posted at 11:29 AM
RE: ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF!! [John]
Oh, hi Dave. How was your vacation?
Posted at 11:31 AM
RE: RE: ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF!! [Dave]
Well, obviously it was a little shorter than I expected, and it looks like no one here expected me to be back this soon, either.
Posted at 11:32 AM
RE: RE: RE: ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF!! [Wuzz]
Sorry, Dave, we were just having a little fun.
Posted at 11:33 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF!! [JFW]
Yeah, we were just having a little fun, Dave.
Posted at 11:35 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF!! [Dave]
Well, have you considered getting any work done today?
Posted at 11:36 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF!! [John]
Oh, yeah, Dave. Phil's on to some really good stuff on Memogate, we're all over it.
Posted at 11:37 AM
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF!! [Dave]
All right, well, it's just about lunch time anyway, but I want to see someone serious witty banter and in-depth analysis here as soon as you get back, and I'm not kidding.
Posted at 11:38 AM
LUNCH [JFW]
Pasta for me!
Posted at 11:39 AM
Update: Thanks to Ace of Spades HQ for linking to this post. I would say "I'm not worthy!", but, frankly, I hate it when people say that.
Update II: Thanks to Bill from InDC Journal for linking to this post as well (here). You don't read InDC Journal? WTF is the matter with you?
Update III: OH MY GOD I'M ON THE CORNER! No, really! Take a look here. Thanks K-Lo!
Have you checked the front page for the latest posts? Why not? You got something against front pages?
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